Will you paint my family and/or pets? If so, what is the cost?

Sure! Typically family portrait paintings run between $200-$300.
For more specific info, contact me. Though an illustration can be a
nice low cost alternative.

How are paintings shipped? What is the turnaround time?

UPS usually, sometimes USPS. Paintings should get to you
within 10 to 14 days. If it hasn't arrived by then, contact me
and I'll get you some tracking information.

What payment methods do you accept?

PayPal is the default, but I also like VenMo or Chase Quickpay.
Check or cash in person is fine too.

Can I come to your house and see what you have for sale?

Yes, as long as you're not a maniac. But I absolutely encourage
this, I usually have a ton of stuff around the house not listed
on the internet. But please don't be a maniac.

What happened to Rap Master Maurice?

Unfortunately, revenge raps are over.

Do you ship paintings outside of the USA?

Yeah, for sure. The shipping is more expensive though, but feel
free to contact me and we'll figure something accepatable.

What happend to your old website?

It can still be found, but after having it for 16 years (holy shit),
it got kinda messy. I occassionally get emails from people who
spend many hours (holy shit) digging through it, so I'll try to keep
it up as long as I can.

Will you draw my band's record cover or my book illustrations?

I'd be delighted to, contact me and we'll rap about it.

How much do you charge from illustrations?

Anywhere from $25 to $500, but probably somewhere on the
lower end of those numbers. Contact me for a quote.