me: i want snacks.
Marian: yeah
i need to go get some food
me: get a friend chicken!
Marian: you mean fried?
fryed?
i need something to make me less sick
like a piece of fruit
or vegetable

me: NO, FRIEND CHICKEN!
i agree.
you need a mango.
Marian: ohhh
ok
brb

(20 minutes pass)

Marian: i cant believe im eating chicken
i asked some guy and his girlfriend at the store
can you tell me which of these cans of fruit has mango in it
and they were annoyed looking
but then i asked someone else if they could
please tell me where i could find canned mangos and they
didnt know but they helped me look for like 10 minutes
haha
but i didnt even want the kind in the can
i got a real one

Marian: i wanna get sued
and hire someone like you as my lawyer
thats a good compliment
maybe
i will sue you for slander

Marian: did you think i was lying
you got me to eat chicken
i have been a vegetarian for a long time

(the end)
VIVA LA MARIAN FROST!