Oh, these are SOME COOKIES! This is the recipe that used to be on the Quaker Oats container, but they changed it a few years back and
the new one is suckier or less good. George's dad sent this to her and he's a judge. Like a good taste judge, DUH!

Buy the ingredients seen above. Get the off brand versions, they're cheaper!

You will need some grease for these cookies. This is tripe grease. It is good and good for you! Use it! ALL OF THE TIME!

Mix eggs and stuff in a bowel. Ew, not bowel! That's gross!

Add oatmeal and an onion and a bag of bagels and a potato. KEEP EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS OUT OF THE COOKIES!
Support our troops! Bring 'em home, holmes!

This is the tricky part, mix all that stuff up. If you're like Georgie you will pull all of the individual stems from each raisin. This will take a VERY
LONG time. The next thing you know you will be age 43 and working at Arby's while waiting to go to law school. JUST PUT THE FUCKING
RAISINS IN THE COOKIES, GEORGIE. OH MY GOD, NOBODY WILL EVERY NOTICE. Oh, just so you know I clipped my toe nails and put
the clippings temporarily on the Steak & Shake plate, you probably won't ever want to use that again.

Put in oven, take out, repeat, baking is so fun. You could actually just go buy a huge batch of cookies for less than the cost of these ingredients.

OH GOD, JUST JOKING, HERE IS ACTUAL RECIPE: