GROSS/NOT GROSS ART-BRA DONATION:

I'm in need of bras. Bras of all sizes, but the bigger the better. I would
very much like to tell you what I'm going to do with them, but I can't
yet. But I assure you, it's going to be BIG and VERY FUNNY and if you
send me a bra your name will be on a list that people will look at and
applaud. You will be revered and you will deserve it.

PLACES TO LOOK FOR BARS:
top drawer, wife's top drawer, old boxes in the basement, thrift stores,
storm drains, mom's closet, under your sweater.

PLEASE CLEAN THESE BRAS IF THEY ARE NOT CLEAN. Or don't, whatevs.

SEND BRAS TO:
Derek Erdman Bra Collection
2068 N. Leavitt
Chicago, IL 60647