Joe S. recently returned my keys with this bitchen' note:

Fight Erdman With Erdman

Do unto Erdman as he has done unto you
But what in the hell is Erdman coming to?
Blow the universe into Erdman-ness
Nuclear warfare shall lay Erdman to rest

Chorus:
Fight Erdman with Erdman
Erdman is near
Fight Erdman with Erdman
Erdman with fear
We shall die

Erdman is like a fuse, short and burning fast
Erdmageddon is here, like said in the past

Chorus:
Fight Erdman with Erdman
Erdman is near
Fight Erdman with Erdman
Erdman with fear
We shall die

Soon to fill Erdman the hot winds of death
Erdman is laughing, so take your last breath

Chorus:
Fight Erdman with Erdman
Erdman is near
Fight Erdman with Erdman
Erdman with fear
We shall die