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When
I was in college this guy called Robo Jim thought I was a wizard.
After my girlfriend left one night, he started trying to kick my door
down and stab me. He said I used magic to steal his wallet. He retreated
to his room and blasted Jane's Addiction "Coming Down the Mountain."
I ran across the hall to a neighbor's room and tried to watch "Pump
Up the Volume." I held a baseball bat and he returned to my door.
I was worried he would kick down my door. After an hour of hearing
the same song, I called the police who confiscated his bong. They
went back after I showed them my door and he freaked out and they
carried him out in leg cuffs and hand cuffs. |
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