FREE ITEM #1 (UNLIMITED
For every resident of Chicago IL, a drawing of Oprah Winfrey
as a child, with her signature forged.
When I lived in Seattle
(what a nightmare that was), I
offered every legal resident a drawing of Carol Channing.
The response was pretty good and well over 900 drawings
were mailed out. That's .0013 of the population.
As a gift, I'd like to
mail you a free drawing of
Oprah Winfrey as a child, with her signature forged.
Simply send an email with the subject: "FREE DRAWING
OF OPRAH" to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include
your mailing address within the city limits of Chicago.
FREE ITEM #2 (UNLIMITED
My business card, mailed to you.
I purchased waaaay too
many business cards.
Email your mailing address to email@example.com
and I'll send one or five in the mail to you.