Here are things that you need: 2 eggs scrambled, a spot of milk, cordless phone for talking to Erin, toast in toaster.

LOOK! SCRAMBLE THEM! You are good at this. Use butter, it tastes good and will put pounds on you.

HEY LOOK, LITTLE DOG! Give mayonnaise to it, do not tell it's owner, she would be so mad.

THIS IS NOT ENOUGH MAYONNAISE. You will need a lot more, enough that when you put it on it gets on your camera and makes the viewer blurry.

GOD'S GOLDEN SUN RAYS are shining on this sandwich as it is from the place above the clouds made of bacon and peanut M&Ms.