Derek Erdman: $1000, Dude.
Stacey Egan: Dude belongs to a friend of a friend, he's home safe!
Derek Erdman: Your friend of a friend needs to take down that sign so people can stop worrying.
Taryn Parker: i know, look at that face!


Viva La Alecs Harper!


Christen Thomas: Oh my god. That is genius. Thank you so much. I am so happy.


Tim Cook apparently was probably unable to make the art show.


Molly Hansen: What are you doing?
Derek Erdman: "What are you doing?" - Molly Hansen 2010
(this night will be once a month from now until TX)


Man, this stuff just terrifies me. It's like a real life THE CHANGELING.


There is a new human being in the world! There is a wonderful new human being in the world!


Allow my uncles or fathers to rub your back & free you of your worris & wallet. (photo Joan Hiller-Depper)


Photo by a Rachel Hewitt.


I don't even know what this is.



Derek Erdman: My roommates, I swear.
Elle Cobb: This is gross...
Khadija Monk: the new mayo clinic.


A new message every Monday, a default message here. (I wish I were joking) WWW.FREE-PSYCHIC-HOTLINE.COM


Tonight I went to see PIL at the House Of Blues. I left 3/4 of the way through the show. As I was walking through the lobby to leave, a security
guard yelled at me to stop. He asked to see my badge (I was wearing a aftershow backstage pass). I showed it to him and he said that
I wasn't allowed to leave. I wasn't sure what he meant, so I asked, "I'm not allowed to leave?" He replied that I wasn't and that my pass
"wasn't all access" and that I wasn't allowed to leave. I explained to him that I just wanted to go home and he was very apologetic,
thinking that I wanted to go outside to smoke and come back in. Then we both looked down at the ground at the same time, two folded
dollar bills were on the ground between us. I bent down and picked them up and then left. He knew they were for me.


Tabitha Butler: You already took a picture of that, (pointing) you see?
Derek Erdman: Oh, yeah! They called it Popeye!


Sarah Gardiner: erds enjoys a hot dog post bummer. (photo by Sarah Gardiner)


Marian Frost: I am not ruling at all. you dont have to give me advice or anything i am going to go pay 20 dollars for it & throw up on him
and get my money back. he will be like this girl is crazy. (later) Im sorry about the annoying text messages to you.


Janet Beveridge Bean: yes, you look like an Amish madman cooking up a batch of peanutmethamphetabrittle.

 


Violet Clark: When did you become my grandpa, Doug?
Sara Brittain: When his daughter gave birth to you.


Shannon Caulfield: not even infotainment scam meets surf eets shreddy young dudes can save this.
Gregory Jacobsen: this is a sentiment I agree with. new one suuuuuuucks. I don't know what sort of shit people
have lodged in their ears when they give it a favorable review. hey! I even liked the 'american dude' album!
(drawn for review of Your Future Our Clutter for Roctober Magazine)


I am so glad that I am for free again.


THESE WERE NOTES FOR A BUMMER WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE A WINNER (UNBUMMER).


I MADE GUEST POST ON NO ENVELOPE, I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS HAPPENING.


Derek Erdman: I saw this in a hotel room last night and was revolted, I saw this again today and now I'm just so mad.
Holly Ketcham-Stiles: What an amazing company!
Martha Plimpton: As long as it doesn't cost more than 1/2 a mil.


Derek Erdman: I can't wait to be Texan.
R. John Xerxes: I AM TEXAS!


"Everyday I got more rats in my room." Leona Anderson




Jonathan Burden: It's funny because the text was about Sarah Palin's tweet, which I found out about
from your previous painting, but was extra strange because unbeknownst my Sarah wrote the exact same
status yesterday, only ironically.

Derek Erdman: SARAHARAS!

Kriss Bataille: ...that's what I said about George W. Bush back in the late 90's, seriously.