These are pictures for you to look at. Please look at them.

This is Smasher. He was feral and quite a hellion.

Feeding bread to seagulls. I'm pretty into that.

Same sweater. Manson-girl for Halloween 2001.

Me & me mum on Thanksgiving. I wasn't really drinking beer.

Me & Tiffany Morris. See, brown hair! With Jonathan Bunce in the bkrnd!

This bird bit my ear. Really hard.