(ROMPERS ARE GROSS - A 1/2 Play)

Andy Slater: may I ask what a Romper is?

Melissa Butler: @ andy - rompers are gross

Chloë Lees: Beautiful.

Andy Slater: oh…

Lacey Swain: i’m not against ‘em, and it REALLY seems like something you’d be into, 
Erdman. You know, sexually. Plus, it seems like the kind of girls you like would 
totally wear rompers.

Nestor Brûlée: I like this so much I may steal it for my own internet decoration.

Derek Erdman: What is wrong with you, Lacey?

Lacey Swain: ME?! You’re the one who would date a girl that wears these!

Michelle Britton: hahaha. Great.

Nestor Brûlée: Another mega dislike: adults in “onesies”

Derek Erdman: I would UN-DATE a girl for wearing that.

Ellen Paul: This should be mandatory viewing for anyone with ovaries and a method of 
payment (for said rompers/onesies).

Kelly Sawatsky: THANK YOU.

Bart Ford: I was going to find a hot picture of a girl in rompers, but christ. This (http://thegloss.com/files/2010/03/Rompers1.jpg) is the closest i could find and the 
model who is probably normally an 8 or 9 is easily dropped to a 6 or 7 just because 
of the rompers. GROSS!

Sasha Morgan: what about overalls?

Bart Ford: Plus how do you piss in those? Do you have to take the whole thing off? 
Are there buttons down there? How would you fuck a girl with these on? Boner Over!

Brandi Steck: This is hilarious Derek. I actually like rompers. For real.

Kimberly Mackin: yea, brandy has like 5 of them and she looks damn sexy in them too. 
you must of had a bad experience.

Derek Erdman: I actually don’t even mind them that much. Like I have the right to go 
judging what people wear, I dress like a goon.

Derek Erdman: OH! I just decided what it is: I think it should just be a dress, you 
know? Like, why the shorts? They’re like an over-all + skort combination. If I had 
my way, people would wear sarongs down to their ankles.

Suzy Mae: I discovered today that I ordered 2 rompers online while incredibly wasted 
last night. Now I hear they’re gross? Too wasted to figure this out. Tell you tomorrow 
what I do about this.

Allison Stout: I took pictures of dozens of these onesies at Pitchfork. How, I wondered, 
does one attempt to use a port-a-potty in one of those monstrosities?

Tim Malooly: gurlz r stoopd

Brigitte Fritz: ROMPERS ARE AMAZING. Except when you pee you have to take the entire 
thing off, so then you end up naked in a public bathroom stall.

Vicki Gemmill: snap romper.