Derek Erdman,
 
I kindly ask you to refrain from using my name in future promotion of your vigilante raps as it is my stage name in my hometown of Cincinnati. I am an accountant by day and rapper by night. I first caught wind of your operation after an open mic night many weeks ago. After being introduced a man in the audience booed and told me to suck it. After my set he follwed me outside. I was worried he had bad intentions but he apologized for insulting me earlier. He had received a call from who he thought was me, until I performed, a few months ago and it left him upset. He said that a man by the name of "Rap Master Maurice" called yelling at him in a ryhming manner about ignoring his deadbeat sister's calls. He hadn't seen his sister in many months and the call triggered bad memories. Long story short I thought nothing of his story as he was clearly very drunk. Then last night before my set I heard gossiping at the bar. A group of young women were pointing at me, laughing. I brushed it off as it happens often to me but as I made my way to the bar one of the young ladies asked me to rap. I declined, as I only rap on stage, but she and her friends insisted. I asked if they had seen me rap before. They said they didn't see me but they heard me on youtube. I thought it was interesting that someone filmed me and uploaded me onto youtube but when they said I was rapping about John McCain being insane as a man danced I knew they had the wrong person. "Perhaps there is another Rap Master Maurice out there," I thought. So I googled myself and found your website. While I think your operation is clever I ask that you please reconsider your alter ego's name. My rapping keeps me alive during my dull 9 to 5 hours as an accountant. I don't feel we are able to live separately in this world as Rap Master Maurice because people are mistaking me for your alter ego. Please take my request into consideration and act accordling. God bless.
 
Sincerely Yours,
 
Maurice C. Dylan